Mailing
Address • City, State & Zip Code
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xxx-xxxx • Mobile: (xxx) xxx-xxxx
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NAME
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OBJECTIVE |
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To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for eight hours,
occasionally looking attentive when approached by a superior.
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EDUCATION |
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1996-2005
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University
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City, State
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Degree
Major
GPA:
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EMPLOYMENT |
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Network Management
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09/1996-Present Day
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Company Name
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- Produced daily itinerary of television programs to watch.
- Duties included changing channels, avoiding infomercials, and
staying tuned after those "important" messages.
Debt Consolidation |
04/1997-12/1999 |
Company Name |
- Using various tools such as credit cards and borrowed cash, I
managed to combine groups of unpaid bills into one monthly bill
that goes straight to my father.
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COMPUTER SKILLS |
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- Solitaire
- Minesweeper
- On/Off Repair Method
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AWARDS |
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- First Place in Miller Lite Funnel Tournament
- Said Toast at brother's wedding
- High Score on Theta Chi's Pin Ball Machine
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REFERENCES |
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For further references, contact my mother. For positive
responses, please pose all questions as though you're
considering me as a law school applicant.
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