In an Elevator
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When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
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Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
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Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
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Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
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Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
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Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up then scream, "That's mine!"
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Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
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Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
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Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
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Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
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Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
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Ask, "Did you feel that?"
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Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
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When the doors close announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
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Swat at flies that don't exist.
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Tell people that you can see their aura.
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Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it.
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Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up. All of you, just shut up!"
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Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
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Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
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Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
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Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other passengers.
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Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
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Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
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Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
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Without a cell phone, carry on an imaginary conversation like you're in the middle of an important business call.