| Seven New York City bartenders were
asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what
she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on
almost all counts. |
| Drink |
Personality |
Approach |
| Beer |
Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. |
Challenge her to a game of pool. |
| Blender Drinks |
Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass. |
Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. |
| Mixed Drinks |
Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky and knows
exactly what she wants. |
You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send you a drink. |
| Wine - but not White Zinfandel |
Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles. |
Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
friends. |
| White Zinfandel |
Easy, thinks she's classy and sophisticated, but actually
has no clue. |
Make her feel smarter than she is. She should be an easy
target. |
| Shots |
Likes to hang with her frat boy pals and wants to get totally
drunk… and naked. |
The easiest hit in the joint. You've been blessed this
evening with nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to
make her mad! |
| Then there's the male addendum.
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear
cut. |
| Drink |
Personality |
Approach |
| Domestic Beer |
Poor and wants to get laid. |
|
| Imported Beer |
Likes good beer and wants to get laid. |
| Wine |
Hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid. |
| Whiskey |
Doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. |
| Tequilla |
Thinks he has a chance with the toothless waitress. |
| White Zinfandel |
Gay and looking to get laid. |