For Humans
- Don't come home smelling of other dogs.
- You must feed me every goodie you're eating.
- Don't call me, or lead me, to a bath.
- Let me outside even though I just came in. There was an area I forgot to sniff.
- I can sleep anywhere I choose, even if it means tripping over me.
- Don't shhh me from barking while you're on the phone. I heard the wind blowing the leaves.
- Don't move me while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed between you and Daddy. You have enough room on the edge of the bed.
- Don't think you can leave a room without me.
- If it lands on the floor, it's MINE!
- I'll use SAD PUPPY DOG EYES TO GET WHAT I WANT.
