I'd Like to See
If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You.
1,000,000 Sperm And you Were The Fastest?
Jesus Loves You, The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot.
Hang Up and Drive!
Where There's A Will… I Want To Be In It!
Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha.
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
I Haven't Lost My Mind - It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Forget World Peace! Visualize using your turn signal.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Rehab is for quitters.
Montana - at least our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
Ok, who stopped payment on my reality check.
Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
IRS: We have what it takes to take what you have.
Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Caution: I drive like you.