For a Wet Bar at Work
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It's an incentive to show up.
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It leads to more honest communications.
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It reduces complaints about low pay.
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Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
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It encourages car pooling.
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It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
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It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
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It makes fellow employees look better.
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It makes the take out food taste better.
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Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they're wasted.
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Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
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Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
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It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
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It eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
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Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
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It's easier to put up with my manager.
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My customers are happier.
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My bar bill decreases.
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My sales commission program is more flexible.
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All leads are good.