Five Short Stories by Men

Five Short Stories

  1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning…" He said, "No, just taking a shit."

  2. When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.

  3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, "No, it would hurt too much."

  4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

  5. I was walking down the road and saw my Afghan neighbor Abdul standing on his 5th floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"


Being a modest man, when I checked into my motel, I said to the lady at the desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

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