Tee Shirt Quotes

Tee Shirt

Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam
Seen in Cape Cod

That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!
Seen on an 8 year old

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

Procrastinate Now

Rehab is for Quitters

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want to Super-Size That?

I May Not go Down in History But I Will go Down on Your Little Sister

Party - My Crib - Two A.M.
On a baby size shirt

Finally 21, and Legally Able to do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15

All Men are Idiots, and I Married Their King

West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 Last Names

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software

I'm out of Estrogen, and I've got a gun

A hangover is the wrath of grapes

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Discourage Inbreeding - Ban Country Music

Moosehead: A great beer and an interesting experience for the moose

Time's fun when you're having flies…
Kermit the Frog

For Sale: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.

The Meek shall inherit the earth… after we're through with it.

Welcome to Kentucky - Set your watch back 20 years.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Well… It's Not Going to Lick Itself
Seen on a pair of ladies panties

If There is no God, Who Pops up the Next Kleenex?

Suicidal Twin Kills Sister by Mistake!

The original point and shoot interface was a Smith & Wesson.

My Wild Oats Have Turned to Shredded Wheat

Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.

NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why the hell is the room spinning medicine.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't.

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