Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
That was a great fart! Do another one!
I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
You're so sexy when you're hungover.
Now don't you lift a finger, you need to relax before your friends come around.
I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
No that's okay, you use the phone. I'll talk with my friends when I see them.
I only need one small suitcase. We're only going away for a week.
No, mindless celebrity gossip doesn't interest me.
I'm so glad you changed the channel in the middle of that tedious hospital drama I was watching.
Why should I need more than three pairs of shoes?
Let's subscribe to Hustler.
Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out womens' asses.
God… if I don't get to blow you soon, I'm gonna explode!
I love it when you play football on Sundays. I just wish you had time to play it on Saturdays too.
Honey… our new neighbor's daughter is sun bathing topless again, come see!
I'll swallow it all… I love the taste.
Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's thing and buy new trainers.
No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
Your mother is way better than mine.
I understand fully… our anniversary comes every year and you go out with the guys. It shows them you're loyal.
Come on… what do you say we get a good porno movie, a box of beer, a few joints and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.
Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don' you retire forty years early?
Oh come on, not the damn mall again. Let's go to that new strip joint.
What's a soap opera?
I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you.
You need your sleep, silly. Now stop getting up for the night feedings.
I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
I'll be out painting the house.