Note: This is a genuine Email from the Assistant Office Manager for Sun Microsystems at Corporate, and went out to all corporate employees.

Inter-Office Memorandum

To: All Corporate Employees
Subject: Copier
Date: Thursday, July 24, 1999
Cc: All Departments Heads, All Department Managers

PLEASE, PLEASE, please, please, please - I am begging here - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier!

We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier.

PLEASE be really, really, really, really careful around the copier. Especially the document handler, which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner.


Assistant Office Manager

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