Drinks & Personalities

Drinks &

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
Drink Personality Approach
Beer Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Challenge her to a game of pool.
Blender Drinks Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass. Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Mixed Drinks Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky and knows exactly what she wants. You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send you a drink.
Wine - but not White Zinfandel Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles. Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
White Zinfandel Easy, thinks she's classy and sophisticated, but actually has no clue. Make her feel smarter than she is. She should be an easy target.
Shots Likes to hang with her frat boy pals and wants to get totally drunk… and naked. The easiest hit in the joint. You've been blessed this evening with nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
Then there's the male addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.
Drink Personality Approach
Domestic Beer Poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer Likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine Hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey Doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequilla Thinks he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel Gay and looking to get laid.

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