|Seven New York City bartenders were
asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what
she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on
almost all counts.
||Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
||Challenge her to a game of pool.
||Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.
||Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
||Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky and knows
exactly what she wants.
||You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send you a drink.
|Wine - but not White Zinfandel
||Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
||Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
||Easy, thinks she's classy and sophisticated, but actually
has no clue.
||Make her feel smarter than she is. She should be an easy
||Likes to hang with her frat boy pals and wants to get totally
drunk… and naked.
||The easiest hit in the joint. You've been blessed this
evening with nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to
make her mad!
|Then there's the male addendum.
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear
||Poor and wants to get laid.
||Likes good beer and wants to get laid.
||Hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.
||Doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
||Thinks he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
||Gay and looking to get laid.