Donnie Shooze Menswear
~ Helping Men Look Their Best Since 1997 ~
Summa you know me as Donnie Shooze. Summa you know me as Mickey the Pencil. Summa you know me as Guido Salvatore. And, summa you know me as Doc.
How you doin'? Me… not too bad.
I'm here to tell ya, nuthin' leaves a lasting impression like wearin' it when you're out with your crew ('cept maybe my ring, like that time when I hadda back-hand some jamook 'cuz his payment was light).
Hey, lissen up! I see you in my neighborhood, wearing pants that's too big, hangin' off your ass, showin' your drawers, with your hat on side ways, I'm gonna take your freakin' hat and whizz in it. Then I'm gonna pull those stoopid pants down around your ankles, and chase you down the block with a bat. Neighborhood I grew up in, only guys dressed like that was the poverett's. They was wearing their big brother's stuff 'cuz that's all they had. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the tizzuns always dress like that. Faghedda bout it!
Are you freakin' kiddin' me? You wanna be an associate? Start lookin' the part. Show some respect!
Hey, as part of his tax I got this client to launch a clothing line with my name on it. Take a look at summa the stuff I got.
