College Entrance Exam - Football Player Edition

Name: ___________________________________ (Please Print)

Time Limit: 3 weeks

You Must Answer 2 or More Questions Correctly to Qualify!

  1. What language is spoken in France?
  2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions. OR Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

  3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:

    1. Build a bridge
    2. Sail the ocean
    3. Lead an army
    4. Write a Play

  4. What religion is the Pope? (Circle only one)

    1. Jewish
    2. Catholic
    3. Hindu
    4. Swedish
    5. Agnostic

  5. Metric conversion:

    1. How many feet in: 0.0 meters?

  6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?

    1. 10:00
    2. 11:00
    3. 12:00
    4. 1:00

  7. How many of the 10 commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)

  8. What are people in America's far north called?

    1. Westerners
    2. Southerners
    3. Northerners
    4. Easterners

  9. Spell - Cat, Dog, Pig

  10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the 6th. Name the previous five.

  11. Where does rain come from?

    1. Macy's
    2. 7-11 stores
    3. Cats and dogs
    4. The Sky

  12. Yes or No. Can you explain Einstein's theory of relativity?

    1. Yes
    2. No

  13. What are coat hangers used for?

  14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

  15. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium. OR Spell your name in Block Letters.

  16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

  17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

    1. Nigeria
    2. Florida
    3. Canada
    4. Australia

  18. If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?

  19. What is the phone number for 911?

  20. How many Chinese Urns in a dozen?

  21. If Sacramento is the state capitol of California, what is the state capitol of California?

  22. Where does wood come from?

    1. Asphalt
    2. Steel
    3. Trees
    4. Bananas

  23. If I have $10 and I give you $10, how much money will I have left?

  24. Extra Credit: Using your fingers, count from 1 to 5.

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