We'd Like to See
So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven, I'm Not Going
My Mother is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Expereince With Princes, Seeks Frog
Coffee, Chocolate, Men… Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Don't Treat Me Any Differently ThanN You Would the Queen
If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
Dinner is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off
Warning… I'm Out of Estrogen and I Have a Gun
Guys Have Feelings, Too. But Like… Who Cares?
Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes
And Your Point Is?
Warning: I Have an Attitude and I Know How to Use It
Of Course I Don't Look Busy… I Did it Right the 1st Time
Don't Start With Me. You Will Not Win
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, So Please Shut the Hell Up
All Stressed Out and No One to Choke
I'm One of Those Bad Things That Happen to Good People
How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
Sorry if I Looked Interested… I'm Not
If We Are What We Eat, I'm Fast, Cheap and Easy
Don't Upset Me! I'm Running Out of Places to Hide the Bodies
And You're Telling Me This Because?
Hang Up and Drive! Nobody's That Important