An Alaskan Temperature Conversion Chart

An Alaskan Temperature

Conversion Chart

80° F / 26.7° C

Californians start waxing surfboards in preparation for summer. Alaskans begin migrating to the Arctic Circle.

70° F / 21° C

Floridians announce the arival of spring. Alaskans begin to complain that it's too hot outside.

60° F / 15.6° C

Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats. Alaskans sunbathe.

50° F / 10° C

New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Alaskan people plant gardens.

40° F / 4.4° C

Italian cars won't start. Alaskan people drive with the windows down. School kids wear shorts.

30° F / -1° C

Distilled water freezes. Alaskans store their beer outdoors.

20° F / -6.7° C

Californians shiver uncontrollably, even with parkas on. Alaskans have the last cook out on the patio before it gets cold.

10° F / -12.2° C

New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Alaskan people throw on a sweatshirt.

0° F / -17.8° C

Californians fly away to Mexico. Floridians fly away to The Bahamas. Alaskans start chopping wood.

-20° F / -28.9° C

People in Miami cease to exist. Alaskan people get out their winter coats and fire up their snow machines.

-40° F / -40° C

Hollywood disintegrates. Alaskans start to heat their houses.

-60° F / -51.1° C

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Alaskan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

-70° F / -56.7° C

Mt. Saint Helen freezes. Alaskan people rent some videos and "stay in" for the weekend.

-90° F / -67.8° C

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Alaskans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg!

-297° F / -182.8° C

Microbial life survives on dairy products. Alaskan cows complain of farmers with cold hands!

-459.7° F / -273.2° C

All atomic action stops. Alaskans start saying "Cold enough for ya?"

-500° F / -295.6° C

Hell freezes over. Alaskans vote for a Democrat for President.

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