You Probably Won't Hear From An Alaskan Male
- Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
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I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
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Duct tape won't fix that.
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Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
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Come to think of it, I'll have a martini.
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We don't keep firearms in this house.
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Has anybody seen the beard trimmer?
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You can't feed that to the dog.
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I think baseball caps look stupid.
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No dogs or kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
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Wrestling's fake.
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Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
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We don't hunt. We're vegetarians.
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Do you think my gut is too big?
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I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
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Honey, we just don't need another dog.
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Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
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Give me the small bag of sunflower seeds.
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Too many moose racks detract from the decor.
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Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
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I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
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Would you trim the fat off that steak, please?
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Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
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The tires on that truck are just too big.
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I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
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I've got it all on the C: drive.
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Unsweetened tea tastes better.
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Would you like your Salmon poached or broiled?
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My fiancé, Kineesha, is registered at Tiffany's.
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I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
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Little Debbie snack cakes have too many grams of fat.
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Checkmate.
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She's too young to be wearing a halter top.
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Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
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Hey, here's an episode of "Northern Exposure" that we haven't seen.
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I don't have a favorite college team.
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Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
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Excuse me.
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Those shorts ought to be a little longer Darlin'!
- Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin'.